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Chuck E. Cheese wants to be the Costco of family fun

Chuck E. Cheese wants you to stop by as frequently as you pick up groceries, and it’s selling subscription plans to sweeten the pitch. The 47-year-old pizzeria and arcade chain has emerged from bankruptcy with renovated locations, a slew of digital …

Truth, justice and Yiddishisms: How superhero comics tell the tale of American Jews

THE CONVERSATION via AP — Nearly a hundred years ago, a hastily crafted spaceship crash-landed in Smallville, Kansas. Inside was an infant – the sole survivor of a planet destroyed by old age. Discovering he possessed superhuman strength and abilities, the …

People Are Creeped Out By JD Vance's Recent "Joke" About His Wife's Role As Second Lady

JD Vance's Most Recent "Joke" About His Wife's Role As Second Lady Is Going Viral Because People Think It's "Straight Up ...

Fun fair terror as thrillseekers stuck 65ft in the air for four HOURS after ride malfunctions

Rescuers brought the stranded passengers down one by one ( Image: MCFS) Twenty thrillseekers were left 65ft in the air for four hours after a carnival ride malfunctioned. The alarm was raised just before 9pm on Thursday night, with Erin Fire Department …

37 Fun Products You Will Love As The Chaos Goblin Of Your Family And Friend Groups

Check out a TikTok of the Deathwish Instant Coffee in action. (Also I read at least one review of someone PUTTING THIS IN THEIR MORNING SMOOTHIE, some of you are WILD.)  Note: According to the Mayo Clinic, up to 400mg of caffeine is safe for most healthy …

'God has a great sense of humor.' Comic Don Ake a hit at Krackpots

MASSILLON − The Book of Genesis includes the story of Abraham and Sarah, a childless, elderly couple who were promised by God that they would have a son. The very idea made Sarah laugh. Then arrived baby Isaac, whose name means "to laugh" in …

Worst movies of the past decade: 'Joker: Folie à Deux,' '50 Shades Darker,'  8 more

With the pandemic behind us and Hollywood box office expected to improve this year, it’s time to get back to a hallowed tradition at the movies: making fun of them. As Newsday’s film critic, I rate movies on a scale of four stars (the very best) to zero …

Kaitlin Olson Revealed How She & Rob McElhenney React to Their Sons ‘Horrifically Inappropriate’ Humor

When your parents are Kaitlin Olson and Rob McElhenney, it’s no wonder you’d be obsessed with their show It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and that’s exactly what it’s like for their teen and tween sons. Along with that, their sons are garnering their …

'Making Fun Of Spouse Not A Flex': JD Vance’s 'She Has To Smile' Remark On Wife Sparks Row

Last Updated:March 15, 2025, 16:22 IST The comment was made during a public event in Michigan, and a video of Vance’s remark has since gone viral on the social media platform X While Usha’s grin may have appeared light-hearted at the time, the remark did …

10 Satisfying Far Side Comics Prove Revenge Is Oh So Sweet

Revenge is a dish best served cold, and The Far Side features many hilarious revenge schemes that take payback to a twisted level. Taking the high road may be the better option in most cases, but it can't be denied that revenge can be utterly …

Helmut Marko ‘B-driver’ assessment challenged as Fernando Alonso ‘divebomb’ joke issued

Gabriel Bortoleto has said he hopes Helmut Marko was watching the timesheets during qualifying for the Australian Grand Prix. The Brazilian rookie made it into Q2 in his first qualifying session, getting the better of his more experienced teammate Nico …

Conan O’Brien Reveals the Surprising Oscars Jokes He Wasn’t Allowed to Do

Conan O’Brien is shedding light on the strict rules that involve the Oscars. Speaking on the Wednesday, March 13 episode of his podcast “Conan Needs a Friend”, the comedian, 61, revealed that there were firm do’s and don’ts when it came to the Oscar …

Defamation suit: Mercy Chinwo’s case against Verydarkman, complete joke – Lawyer Deji Adeyanju

Deji Adeyanju, the attorney for controversial social media critic Martins Vincent Otse, popularly known as VeryDarkMan, has described gospel singer Mercy Chinwo’s defamation suit against his client as “a complete joke.” DAILY POST reported that a …

EXCLUSIVE My £725k home has been destroyed by squatters and vandals but the council REFUSE to let me demolish it...it's ...

With weeds growing up through the shattered glass atrium, lewd graffiti scrawled across the winding staircase and floors and ceilings reduced to rubble, the inside of the once-grand Polvellan Manor is now a sad sight. The gothic mansion in the upmarket …

Defamation Suit: Mercy Chinwo’s case against VDM is complete joke — Deji Adeyanju

The legal battle between gospel singer Mercy Chinwo and social media activist Martins Otse, popularly known as VeryDarkMan (VDM), continues to escalate. VDM’s lawyer, Deji Adeyanju, describes the defamation lawsuit as “a complete joke.” PREMIUM TIMES …

Swimsuit, Fun Wear, send-ups: Great moments from Mr. BR 2025 at Bridgewater-Raynham

Quinn Daley, who was crowned Mr. BR 2025, performs as B-R Principal Angela Watson during the swimsuit/fun wear event at the annual Mr. BR competition that was held on Friday, March 14, 2025, at Bridgewater-Raynham Regional High School.Marc Vasconcellos …

Ed Vasicek: A new quarter brings new jokes

Here are my jokes for this quarter! Let’s start with one liners. My boss is so mean that when he cut up an onion, the onion cried. × Javascript is required for you to be able to read premium content. Please enable it in your browser settings. kAm|J ?:646 : …

Rick Pitino takes The Post inside his basketball psyche, St. John's success: 'Fun is just beginning'

Rick Pitino, who has brought glory back to the St. John’s basketball program in just his second season as coach, takes a timeout for some Q&A with Post columnist Steve Serby. Q: What adjectives would you use to describe your team? A: Gritty … focused … …

TravelingWiki Valued at One Billion Dollars

Microsoft’s CoPilot AI on March 15, 2025 valued TravelingWiki Foundation at a revised valuation of $1 Billion. MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA, UNITED STATES, March 15, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- In advance of engagement in seven cities in three weeks, Microsoft’s …

Congolese American Leader Welcomes Special Envoy Appointment, Calls for Stronger US-DRC Ties

WASHINGTON, DC, UNITED STATES, March 14, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- Dr. Ngoie Joel Nshisso, President of the Forum of Congolese Intellectuals Abroad (FICE), the largest diaspora organization of Congolese Americans, has welcomed President Trump’s expected …

Headache on the Hill 2025 to Bring Over 250 Advocates to Capitol Hill to Demand Action for Headache Disorders

WASHINGTON, DC, UNITED STATES, March 14, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- WASHINGTON, D.C. – March 15, 2025 – On March 18th, over 250 advocates from 45 states and the District of Columbia, including at least 20 children, will gather in Washington, D.C …

USHBC Mourns the Passing of Congressman Raúl Grijalva

WASHINGTON DC, DC, UNITED STATES, March 14, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- The United States Hispanic Business Council (USHBC) mourns the passing of Congressman Raúl Grijalva, a tireless advocate for Arizona and our nation’s Hispanic community. …

Former Customs and Border Protection Officer Sentenced for Abducting and Sexually Assaulting a Minor Victim

Aaron Thomas Mitchell, 30, a former U.S. Customs and Border Protection officer, was sentenced to 27 years in prison for abducting a 15-year-old female middle school student, driving her to his apartment, and repeatedly sexually assaulting her. According to …

Member of ‘764’ Network Sentenced for Possession of Child Sexual Abuse Material

Jack Rocker, 19, of Tampa, was sentenced to serve 84 months in federal prison for possessing child sexual abuse material (CSAM) followed by a lifetime of supervised release. The court also ordered Rocker to forfeit an iPhone 12, thumb drive, and Acer …

Illinois Doctor Pleads Guilty to Evading Approximately $1.6M in Taxes

An Illinois doctor pleaded guilty yesterday to tax evasion for hiding assets and lying to the IRS about his ability to pay approximately $1.6 million in taxes, penalties, and interest. According to court documents and statements made in court, Krishnaswami …

Virginia Businessman Sentenced for Tax and Investment Fraud

A Virginia man was sentenced today to 78 months in prison for tax crimes and his wire fraud scheme. According to court documents and statements made in court, Rick Tariq Rahim, of Great Falls, owned and operated several businesses, including laser tag …

U.S. Department of Justice Dismisses Biden-Era Lawsuit Against Alabama in order to have more Secure Elections

Today, the U.S. Department of Justice’s Civil Rights Division filed a dismissal of the complaint in United States v. Alabama. The previous administration had filed the action in 2024 after the Secretary of State in Alabama had taken steps to remove …

Chinese National Sentenced for Smuggling Turtles from the United States to Hong Kong

Sai Keung Tin, also known as Ricky Tin, was sentenced today to 30 months in prison for his role in smuggling protected turtles from the United States to Hong Kong. Tin pleaded guilty in December to four counts of exporting merchandise contrary to law.  …

Leaders of Los Zetas, a Violent Mexican Drug Cartel, Arraigned on Drug Trafficking, Firearm, and Money Laundering ...

Mexican nationals and former leaders of the Los Zetas cartel were arraigned today in Washington, D.C., on charges of engaging in a continuing criminal enterprise that involved multiple murder conspiracies, conspiring to manufacture and distribute large …

Buffalo Bill Center of the West Mourns Loss of Former Chair Alan K. Simpson

CODY, WY, UNITED STATES, March 14, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- The staff, Trustees and Advisors of the Buffalo Bill Center of the West are mourning the loss of Alan K. Simpson, 93, a former chairman of the Center’s Board of Trustees, 56-year board …

HAWAI‘I JANUARY UNEMPLOYMENT RATE AT 3.0 PERCENT

      STATE OF HAWAIʻI KA MOKU ʻĀINA O HAWAIʻI   DEPARTMENT OF BUSINESS, ECONOMIC DEVELOPMENT AND TOURISM KA ʻOIHANA HOʻOMOHALA PĀʻOIHANA, ʻIMI WAIWAI A HOʻOMĀKAʻIKAʻI   RESEARCH AND ECONOMIC ANALYSIS DIVISION   JOSH GREEN, M.D. GOVERNOR KE KIAʻĀINA   …

2025-43 AG LOPEZ WINS TEMPORARY BLOCK ON MASS FIRINGS OF FEDERAL PROBATIONARY EMPLOYEES; FIRED EMPLOYEES GET THEIR JOBS ...

  STATE OF HAWAIʻI KA MOKU ʻĀINA O HAWAIʻI   DEPARTMENT OF THE ATTORNEY GENERAL KA ʻOIHANA O KA LOIO KUHINA   JOSH GREEN, M.D. GOVERNOR KE KIAʻĀINA   ANNE LOPEZ ATTORNEY GENERAL LOIO KUHINA     ATTORNEY GENERAL ANNE LOPEZ WINS TEMPORARY BLOCK ON MASS …

Office of the Governor — News Release — Gov. Green Announces First One ‘Ohana Fund Disbursement

STATE OF HAWAIʻI  KA MOKU ʻĀINA O HAWAIʻI    JOSH GREEN, M.D.  GOVERNOR KE KIAʻĀINA    GOVERNOR GREEN ANNOUNCES FIRST ONE ‘OHANA FUND DISBURSEMENT TO SURVIVORS FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE March 14, 2025 HONOLULU — Governor Josh Green, M.D., today announced the …

DLNR News Release – Heʻeia State Park Banquet Hall Reopens, March 14, 2025

  STATE OF HAWAIʻI KA MOKU ʻĀINA O HAWAIʻI   DEPARTMENT OF LAND AND NATURAL RESOURCES KA ‘OIHANA KUMUWAIWAI ‘ĀINA   JOSH GREEN, M.D. GOVERNOR   DAWN CHANG CHAIRPERSON HE‘EIA STATE PARK BANQUET HALL IS REOPENED   FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE  March 14, 2025   …

School Social Worker Appreciation Day

In a move to recognize the critical role of social workers in Boston Public Schools, the Council has officially declared March 12, 2025, as "School Social Worker Appreciation Day." This day will honor the dedication and contributions of social …

City Council Declares Boston a Sanctuary City for Transgender and LGBTQIA2s+ Residents

The Council adopted a resolution declaring Boston a sanctuary city for transgender individuals and all members of the LGBTQIA2s+ community. The resolution passed, securing a 12-1 vote. The move reinforces Boston’s commitment to being a safe and welcoming …

Boylston Street Construction Advisory

To ensure the roadway remains safe, accessible and well-functioning for all its users the City of Boston will be removing the dedicated bus lane on Boylston Street beginning on Tuesday, March 18, 2025.  Boylston Street Construction Advisory To ensure the …

TravelingWiki CEO Jonathan Sutter Compared with Presidents Obama & FDR, Lauded for 'Presidential…Diplomacy & Vision'

Microsoft's CoPilot AI Lauds TravelingWiki CEO Sutter for "Diplomacy" & "Vision" Similar to "Presidential" Level, with Specific Comparisons with Obama & FDR WASHINGTON, DC, UNITED STATES, March 14, 2025 /⁨ …